Bowling Miracle

Some of you may know this and some of you may not. I am the worlds worst bowler, now I know that some of you are reading this thinking, yeah, me to. Well I have a few questions for all of you supposedly "Bad Bowlers", have you ever bowled an 18? When you go bowling do people say things at first like, "It's OK", "You'll get it next time" and then after a little bit stop watching you bowl completely because they have no idea what to say to you anymore? Do they do everything they can to distract themselves from the fact that it's your turn just so they don't have to make any comments at all? If you can not answer yes to all three of these questions then I guarantee I am a worse bowler than you. Well today I decided to take 3 year old little Mylan (yes that is his real name, I am tired of calling him something else and I don't think it matters) bowling. I put up the bumpers for his turn as was tempted to put them up for me but thought, what the heck, we are the only ones in here and Mylan doesn't care how much I suck. Well when the game was over I am proud to announce that my final score was 101. Yes you read that right 101. This is a day that will live in my memory forever and ever. And the worst part? Nobody was there to witness except a 3 year old little boy that thinks he beat me because I told him he won. (sigh) such is life. "If a tree falls in the woods and nobody it there to hear it does it still make a sound?" "If Ashley scores a 101 in bowling and nobody was there to witness, did it still happen?" The answer is yes my friends a tree still makes sound regardless of who is there to hear, and Ashley did get a 101 even though nobody can vouch for her.

P.S I got a 55 on the next game, and Mylan got an 81 (with bumpers)